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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo mama so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.
Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.
Yo mama so fat she needs two watches one for each time zone.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is O - reo.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the record skips. At the Radio Station!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so small she commited suicide off a curb.
Yo mama so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance.
Yo mama so dumb she got starved in a food factory.
Yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept.
Yo mama so slutty your sister came out pregnant.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family.
Yo mama so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"
Yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Yo mama so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Yo mama so fat, that her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so dumb she drilled a hole in the roof to watch sky.
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "moving".
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
Yo mama so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Ya family is so poor i rang the doorbell and ya mamaa stuck her head out the window to say dingdong.
Yo mama so big when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "Oh my God its coming towards us!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.
Yo mama so fat, that when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo mama is like the pillsburry dough boy every one wants to poke her.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she got tired climbing the escalator.
Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't have corn rows, she has crop circles.
Yo mama so old someone told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so stupid she stands on an empty bus.
Yo mama so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mama!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Yo mama so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
Yo mama so poor she does drive-by shootings on the bus.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo mama so fat that she has 2 birth days her's and earth day.
Yo mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to find the 'any key' on her computer.
Yo mama so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo mama so ugly, her nickname is Damn!
Yo mama so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!
Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama so ugly, she won't even play with herself!
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets on a scale it says "to be continued."
Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo mama's house so small the doormat just says "WEL".
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat, she has got more rolls than a supermarket.
Yo mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween ever one thougt it was godzilla.
Yo mama like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the electric scale it said 'one at a time please'.
Yo mama like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama so ugly, her webcam cracked.
Yo mama like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo mama so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.
Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of kids and yelled,"Stop that twinkie!"
Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on.
Yo mama glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama is like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!
Yo mama so nasty, when she puts on secret deodorant it tells on her!
Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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